Today, I walked around for a good portion of the day with my zipper down.
No one told me.
I hope the reason no one told me is because no one noticed my bright green panties peaking through my fly.
When embarrassing things happen (skirt caught up in tights, toilet paper on shoe, zipper down), I always wonder why people don't point out the obvious. Fear of embarrassment? I'll be honest. I'd much rather have a moment of slight embarrassment with one individual than a massive moment of embarrassment alone when I realize I've been walking around all day grinning at people with a big piece of lettuce in my front teeth.
Or flashing my green panties at all my clients as I sat on their floors playing with their babies.